MENTOR
AUTHOR / GHOST BUSTER / WEIRD SHIT EXPERT
ABOUT
LauraLee Mistycah is sometimes referred to as “The Queen of Weird sh*t” …which she humorously admits may be true. The more conservative side of her has been in the holistic healing field for over 4 decades, teaching classes in: Foot Reflexology, Muscle Response Testing, and Muscle Skeletal Balancing. She has also developed Kryahgenetics, a cutting edge healing and trauma release method.
In the early 90’s, LauraLee’s life took on new meaning when she first encountered her main spirit guide, or what she calls her “cosmic informant friend,” named (get this) “Hal” of all things! Hal is what she would call “The Cosmic Wise Guy” (pun intended) and told her that we are literally in a holographic virtual reality. He said this “game of earth life” is horribly rigged in favor of “The Dark Lords.” It is also a cosmic joke that he has the same name as the computer on 2001 A Space Odyssey, as Hal is very much aware of the AI programs, and the agenda to controls us. Fortunately he has extreme inside Intel on how best to handle it! Hal has given Laura Lee keys to unscrewing and outwitting the rigged game, and those keys are found in her book, Kryahgenetics, The Simple Secrets Of Human Alchemy. She is working on the sequel that will include “The History of our Hologram” which also gives the inside scoop from Hal. He explains how and why this Universe & The Multi-verse got so messed-up/corrupted, plus reveals who the main Evil Dark Lords are and how they got here. Once you understand this, it makes sense out of the senseless! LauraLee is the steward of “The Knights of Mistyc House” and will be teaching “Knights Training Courses.” These courses are designed for Modern Day Knights and Lady Knights who are on volunteer assignments as members of “The Cosmic Clean-up Crew.” This crew consists of Knights indigenous to this Universe, and also a handful of Knights from outside this Multi-Verse. We call them the “Hologram Rescue Team” or H.R.T. One of the aces up our sleeve in helping us outwit the evil Dark Lords here, is the interdimensional Kryahgenetics Egg and its companion, the Aulmauracite Stone of Truth & Justice.
The Kryahgenetics Egg has recently had some major “Upgrades” and has been renamed, “The Badd Ass Egg” or “Ultima-17 Egg.” This Egg was channeled by LauraLee in the Mid 90’s. At that time she thought she was just doodling, but then she became almost obsessed with perfecting it, working on this for months, till it was unadulterated and impeccable. This Egg is used in LauraLee’s Ghost Busting missions, as it can quarantine unruly ghosts. It also helps nice ones get through the nets around the planet that have been designed to trap spirits, holding them prisoner here and wiping their memories so they can’t progress!
(NOTE: This Egg experienced a “Mandela Effect” that will be shared with those in her Rise Multiversity Knights Training Classes.) The Aulmauracite Stone of Truth & Justice is the physical aspect of the Egg, and they are constant companions. LauraLee will not do a private session with her clients without them having this rock in their hands (SEE STORE.) When you buy one she gives you a smaller complimentary “companion rock” as they like to go in pairs. She also gifts you a set of house and town grids which accompany each rock or pendant order. Her clients must also do a Knightly service project of gridding some place that they feel needs a good dose of truth and justice before she will work with them. This helps give them a boost on their Knightly Path and helps them understand how powerful these little rocks are. There are grids set up all over the world now, thanks to these noble Modern Day Knights! (NOTE: we now have Truth & Justice grids set up in such power places as: Washington DC, The Vatican, The City of London, Stonehenge, and CERN!) P.S. This bio and background info was pretty much written by Hal, as you may have already guessed. |
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